I had a friend back in college. We used to call him Mr. Jinx.
BY MUONEKE CHIDIEBERE FADE IN NIGHT CLUB
Dave and a coworker are sitting in their office that they share, one day after lunch having a co
THE ALPACA HERDER
Helium in a jar
(Both hold of a jar simultaneously.)
Selah: Helium in a jar!
I don't have a name. In any case even if I had one I am sure I wouldn't remember it.
I was waiting for a takeaway order at a Chinese Restaurant, and I saw two small children sitting
Robert and Steve are heavily drunk.
Robert: I just want to quit this job!
Yes I am balding and I know that.