Son: What is the difference between a werewolf and vampire?
Steve- post officer
Scenario: Victoria, the witch has put herself in the body of Helgafare Jameston.
Oh. My. God. A-? Mrs. Cleary, you have got to be kidding. Who the hell...gets...an A-?
Description: You are picking up your boyfriend/girlfriend for your first date.
Two people stand in a hallway.One turns to the other: 1. I've got a joke for you.
H= HarryJ=James
V= Voldemort
L= Lilly
B=Bellatrix
G= Ginny
STAKEOUT
EXT. A BLOCK OF FLATS IN LONDON. EARLY EVENING SATURDAYNIGHT. ESTABLISHING.
INT. RESTAURANT. NIGHT Karen and Gareth are sat on a secluded table for two.