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Son: What is the difference between a werewolf and vampire?

Steve- post officer

Scenario: Victoria, the witch has put herself in the body of Helgafare Jameston.

Oh. My. God. A-? Mrs. Cleary, you have got to be kidding. Who the hell...gets...an A-?

Description: You are picking up your boyfriend/girlfriend for your first date.

Two people stand in a hallway.
One turns to the other: 1. I've got a joke for you.

H= Harry˜J=James

V= Voldemort˜

L= Lilly

B=Bellatrix˜

G= Ginny

EXT. A BLOCK OF FLATS IN LONDON. EARLY EVENING SATURDAY
NIGHT. ESTABLISHING.

INT. RESTAURANT. NIGHT Karen and Gareth are sat on a secluded table for two.

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