Woman: The car has twice been in an accident.
(Two passengers are shipwrecked and are in one small row boat)
CASH CAB GETS HELD UP Scene: A bank robber is trying to rob a bank but the bank is closed due to
My First Time
Guy1: Dude, just go up to her and ask her.
Shark:I kill people!
Loan Shark: Me too!
Shark: I kill for food!
Would you want to buy any of these?
1) Burn Me Not- Lava Protection Suit
Noah: I spoke to God today! Wife: You have no time to speak to me!
Grandson: Grandpa, when were you born?
Grandpa: 19th August, 1652
Two Halloween Pumpkins who are husband and wife are having this conversation:
Headless Horseman is just sitting on a rocking chair and his wife is speaking to him.
