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mighty sheep of the sky, like a freshly whipped cream pie

Alex: *stares at Jimmy sleep* Q_Q Why are you still asleep?

if all the fish in the sea, were nubile young women

             SHEILA WITHOUT TAMPON

blood it gushed all over her toes

when first i saw his fiery eyes, they burned like the fires of hell

mong me a fish, for a John Dory dish

says i to the old fishmonger

okay baby you got it wrong, and it makes you upset

remember when i first saw her, she took my breath away

no harm in a fondle when she's half asleep, but you're on thin ice, when the coma is deep

Sean old boy, they called you sexy, even though you're all of eighty three

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